SkinGrafts4Sarah.org

It often gets very cold in Alaska, and no one should be without a viable epidermis up there.
Won't you please donate today, in order that the nation might be spared any further poignant
public pain resulting from the now ex-Governor's congenital lack of a functioning skin layer?

Surgeons and genetic engineers have successfully transformed durable and impenetrably thick skin tissue samples
graciously donated by President BaraBlack Hussein OsamaBama (you know, that Liberal Radical Communist Muslim one,
who's not really a citizen, who trained in a madrassa, and who wants to watch while your doctor examines you).
They've succeeded in removing the pigmentation DNA as well as the Socialism genes,
replacing the latter wih recombinant Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Huckabee, and Hannity nucleotides.

It should work perfectly well. You bet'cha. Point guards everywhere are counting on you.

BELOW: SARAH GIVING SAGE ATTACK MEDIA RESPONSE ADVICE TO HILLARY
(Prior to the Hockey Mom's molting, one supposes.)

Please give generously. Thank you for your support!

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